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The Bro Code

Since time immemorial, the love that the Bros share has only grown and it can easily be attributed to their religiously following of The Bro Code. This bond can never be expressed on paper; the unspoken rules, the unheard instances of bromance, everything about Bro Code is mysterious and this is what forms the basis of The Bro Code. Pardon me Barney for my audacity, but despite being a mere human, I have tried to list down some of the rules and guidelines for the Bros which form the core of The Bro Code. Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family. A bro will never talk about his love for another bro unless he is totally wasted. A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his bro’s are doing it. Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and supports them until his dying breath. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro, if for ANY reason a bro gets naked, all other bros will act as if