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Hello Folks, Have you always wanted to visit Pakistan but couldn't, due to reasons like Visa issues? Now, here is a tutorial on how you can achieve your goal. 1. Log in to your Social Media Account, either Facebook or Twitter. I recommend Facebook, because if you reading this post, I don't think you have many followers over Twitter.  2. Scrabble something on intolerance. Don't forget to add that this has risen during Modi regime. 3. Now, if you have pro BJP or Hindu extremists in your friend list, the job has been done. Also, this would make you the eye candy of all the Seculars/Muslim extremists/AAP fanboys you have in your friend list. *Don't expect me to include the fictitious tribe of Congress supporters.*  4. If you don't have such friends, no worries; we have a way out. Go to the Facebook page of any BJP leader and comment on a post there, about intolerance. This should serve the purpose. 5. Voila, your trip to Pakistan has been sponso

In a piece of news which has created a storm across the country, Prime Minister Narendra Modi went to the Washroom and didn't click any selfie with the toilet paper, allegedly made in India. This is being seen as an act which negates his efforts to promote Make In India. Besides, his political opponents have taken this opportunity to brand him as the PM of Adani and Ambani's Washrooms. Twitter snapshots of PM's selfie in Ambani's Washroom are making rounds on Social Media.  AAP spokesperson termed this act of neglecting the indigenous toilet paper of the Parliament's washroom as derogatory to entire nation. Rahul Gandhi took a dig on PM Narendra Modi by visiting a Dalit Home's washroom which is yet to be constructed. BJP has defended the Prime Minister blaming the disaster on the poor Battery Backup of non saffron Phone gifted to him by some Maulavi. "Everyone knows PM's obsession with selfies. He has taken selfies even while sleeping. It sho

Bhakt noun one who praises Narendra Modi for every good thing that happened since the inception of Universe "It's because of Modi ji's hard work that you can pee," exclaimed the bhakt synonyms: AndhBhakt, Moditard AAPtard noun one who believes Arvind Kejriwal is the solution of even Schrodinger's equation "AAPtards believed it was the Kejriwal miracle that their Milk Man reduced the quantity of water in milk." synonyms: kejrubhakts Sickular noun someone who believes in sucking Minorities' cock only for votes "Sickulars support reservations for Minorities in getting laid!" Pappu noun  used for someone who fits in politics just like Parthiv Patel in Indian Cricket Team or Tushar Kapoor in Bollywood, so basically Rahul Gandhi "Pappu cried because the tea "ate" his biscuit." synonyms: Shahzada AK49 noun used to mark the lightning that was meant to last for 5

Hey, random stranger! Do you know more people worry about their Gods (yeah, those people we read about in novels from yore) being shown in a bad light than the lives of real human beings around them? Do you know people are more concerned about two friends cussing at each other than paying attention to the cries of help by a girl being molested? Well, now you know! We are human beings which Google defines as "a man, woman, or child of the species Homo sapiens, distinguished from other animals by superior mental development, the power of articulate speech, and upright stance." I have no doubt as far as the power of articulate speech and upright stance is considered, but my problem is with the clause of superior mental development. Life of a living being is unarguably the most precious asset. Humans kill each other for reasons like religion, family honor, not to mention the other "usual" reasons. Till date, I haven't witnessed or heard of anim

"I can't, I just can't do it. It's so tough!", exclaimed Rahul. His father was trying to teach him riding a bicycle but Rahul found it really hard. He was about to give up when he witnessed a handicapped boy selling newspapers on a bicycle.  He started pedaling again, this time with more enthusiasm. 

Since time immemorial, the love that the Bros share has only grown and it can easily be attributed to their religiously following of The Bro Code. This bond can never be expressed on paper; the unspoken rules, the unheard instances of bromance, everything about Bro Code is mysterious and this is what forms the basis of The Bro Code. Pardon me Barney for my audacity, but despite being a mere human, I have tried to list down some of the rules and guidelines for the Bros which form the core of The Bro Code. Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family. A bro will never talk about his love for another bro unless he is totally wasted. A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his bro’s are doing it. Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and supports them until his dying breath. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro, if for ANY reason a bro gets naked, all other bros will act as if