Confessions of an Awkward Guy
I am still coming to terms with my inadequacies. Before coming to LBSNAA, I thought it wouldn't matter, but your inadequacies and awkwardness come under immense scrutiny here. I always knew I was terrible at sports. As a child, I primarily had access to playing cricket, and when it comes to cricket, I have the running skills of Inzamam ul Haq, the bowling skills of Sir Don Bradman, and the batting skills of Glenn McGrath. I now aspire to be the fat uncle who growls at kids playing cricket in the society complex. Just to put this into perspective, I am barely passable at a sport that doesn't even grant me access to the "high circles" which a sport like Tennis, F1, or Golf does. Dancing doesn't come naturally to me. I am very stiff, quite unlike the justice system across the world, which bends like Beckham for the right people. Like the courts and the police, there is a lack of coordination between my brain and limbs. The resulting motion is what scholars term as B