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The one without the selfie!

In a piece of news which has created a storm across the country, Prime Minister Narendra Modi went to the Washroom and didn't click any selfie with the toilet paper, allegedly made in India. This is being seen as an act which negates his efforts to promote Make In India. Besides, his political opponents have taken this opportunity to brand him as the PM of Adani and Ambani's Washrooms. Twitter snapshots of PM's selfie in Ambani's Washroom are making rounds on Social Media.  AAP spokesperson termed this act of neglecting the indigenous toilet paper of the Parliament's washroom as derogatory to entire nation. Rahul Gandhi took a dig on PM Narendra Modi by visiting a Dalit Home's washroom which is yet to be constructed. BJP has defended the Prime Minister blaming the disaster on the poor Battery Backup of non saffron Phone gifted to him by some Maulavi. "Everyone knows PM's obsession with selfies. He has taken selfies even while sleeping. It sho...

The Great Indian Political Dictionary

Bhakt noun one who praises Narendra Modi for every good thing that happened since the inception of Universe "It's because of Modi ji's hard work that you can pee," exclaimed the bhakt synonyms: AndhBhakt, Moditard AAPtard noun one who believes Arvind Kejriwal is the solution of even Schrodinger's equation "AAPtards believed it was the Kejriwal miracle that their Milk Man reduced the quantity of water in milk." synonyms: kejrubhakts Sickular noun someone who believes in sucking Minorities' cock only for votes "Sickulars support reservations for Minorities in getting laid!" Pappu noun  used for someone who fits in politics just like Parthiv Patel in Indian Cricket Team or Tushar Kapoor in Bollywood, so basically Rahul Gandhi "Pappu cried because the tea "ate" his biscuit." synonyms: Shahzada AK49 noun used to mark the lightning that was meant to last for 5...

Modi and India

Mr. Narendra Modi, the person whose name needs no introduction, is in the centre of the dais now. No more debates over AAP vs BJP, no more discussions over the Gujarat development model, all we are looking forward to, is for him to deliver, to rise to the occasion and fulfil all his promises. The elections have given "him" a clean majority, the people of India gave their mandate solely on the merits of Narendra Modi. The general elections 2014, might in fact be arguably remembered as the elections when a person rose above everyone to garner the popular support. To date, it has been almost 30 days for Modi ji since he took in charge of the Prime Minister Office. This period has seen a lot of hustle and bustle in the PMO. Many decisions have been taken, some of which received a positive response while some have been criticized heavily. Modi sarkar received a warm welcome from the market which showed tremendous growth as soon as the results were out. People could see th...