Digvijay Singh Revolution

Disclaimer: This article is entirely a work of fiction,(well, not entirely). In case you are a congress supporter or Digvijay Singh's fan and you find it offensive, please don't try to empower me by sending videos of Rahul Gandhi's speeches, I have got balls and I mean it literally!

After Digvijay Singh admitted to his relationship with Amrita Rai, his popularity took a high ride.
Apparently, engineering students all over the country now consider him their idol and want to emulate his feat. Pappu, an ardent bollywood fan admitted to replacing the idol of Salman Khan in his room with that of a customized statue of Digvijay Singh. Lots of cigarettes and gutkhas were spotted in his room, which he said, were helping him get in a poor shape like Diggi Uncle and hence achieve his goal easily. Pappu's right hand considers Diggi uncle's relationship as a silver lining and is hopeful of getting a long needed extended vacation.

Meanwhile, the number of vagabonds outside the prestigious School of Journalism has increased exponentially. When enquired, they said they were hopeful of catching eyeballs of a girl or two.
"When Diggi uncle can find his love in a journalist, I can find my love here too", said Munna while trying desperately to get that last bit of gutkha from the pouch.

This relationship has influenced many a lives. Arnab Goswami filed a complaint against a 100 year old woman alleging that she was following him everywhere in an attempt to make him fall in love with her. In his complaint he quoted his viewers who strongly believed in his integrity.
We expect everything to get back to normal in a day or two, since the company manufacturing Viagra has planned its shutdown in this period. Till then, keep calm and admire the talent of Diggi Chacha.


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