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The Great Indian Political Dictionary

Bhakt noun one who praises Narendra Modi for every good thing that happened since the inception of Universe "It's because of Modi ji's hard work that you can pee," exclaimed the bhakt synonyms: AndhBhakt, Moditard AAPtard noun one who believes Arvind Kejriwal is the solution of even Schrodinger's equation "AAPtards believed it was the Kejriwal miracle that their Milk Man reduced the quantity of water in milk." synonyms: kejrubhakts Sickular noun someone who believes in sucking Minorities' cock only for votes "Sickulars support reservations for Minorities in getting laid!" Pappu noun  used for someone who fits in politics just like Parthiv Patel in Indian Cricket Team or Tushar Kapoor in Bollywood, so basically Rahul Gandhi "Pappu cried because the tea "ate" his biscuit." synonyms: Shahzada AK49 noun used to mark the lightning that was meant to last for 5...

ssshhh, People may get offended!

Hey, random stranger! Do you know more people worry about their Gods (yeah, those people we read about in novels from yore) being shown in a bad light than the lives of real human beings around them? Do you know people are more concerned about two friends cussing at each other than paying attention to the cries of help by a girl being molested? Well, now you know! We are human beings which Google defines as "a man, woman, or child of the species Homo sapiens, distinguished from other animals by superior mental development, the power of articulate speech, and upright stance." I have no doubt as far as the power of articulate speech and upright stance is considered, but my problem is with the clause of superior mental development. Life of a living being is unarguably the most precious asset. Humans kill each other for reasons like religion, family honor, not to mention the other "usual" reasons. Till date, I haven't witnessed or heard of anim...

Oh, is it tough?

"I can't, I just can't do it. It's so tough!", exclaimed Rahul. His father was trying to teach him riding a bicycle but Rahul found it really hard. He was about to give up when he witnessed a handicapped boy selling newspapers on a bicycle.  He started pedaling again, this time with more enthusiasm.