Mulayam Singh Yadav comes to the rescue of murderers

Disclaimer: This article is a piece of satire.

After labelling rape as a mistake which should not be penalized heavily,SP Supremo Shri Mulayam Singh Yadav now calls murder a mistake. In the recent interview given to ABD news, Mulayam Ji poured his heart out for a man who received life imprisonment for murdering a family. 

This man, a robber, murdered a family when they tried saving their home from being robbed. Known fondly as Chhota pappu by his loved ones, this robber has been awarded life imprisonment by the court. This is what Mulayam had to say on this issue.

"He made an honest mistake. It isn't like he had always wanted to do it.", said Mulayam. Mulayam also held the now dead family equally responsible for the crime. He claimed that this "accident" wouldn't have occured had the head of the deceased family allowed him to rob peacefully. Mulayam went on to question the intentions of now dead, Mr. Harish. Mulayam alleged that his efforts to save his home reflect the division in the society. People like Harish are denying the right to free will to small time goons. 

Abu Azmi and Akhilesh came out in open support of Mulayam. Abu azmi quoted that Harish should not have built such a nice home and people who save themselves from robbing shall burn in hell, as per Islamic scriptures. A team of 100 people has already started searching for this piece of writing fanatically.

Meanwhile, Akhilesh lashed out on a reporter who was asking him questions on increasing number of cases of robbery. "You are safe, why do you have to worry?", asked Akhilesh in retort, while the questioner was being thrashed by SP supporters. 

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