Champions League T20 fans found

In what can be termed as the biggest leak of this millennium, Wikileaks has reported of 2 people following Champions League T20 this year. This has taken the entire nation by storm.

As quoted in the leaked report, " The Champions League is being followed by exactly two people, who happen to be friends. These two people have been traced by their IP addresses and are from India." The report goes on to name the two individuals, Aakash and Bhagyesh, who meanwhile are having a tough time explaining this embarrassing action of theirs to their friends and family. 

While Aakash's mom is in utter disbelief and refuses to believe her son could go to such an extent in his blind love for cricket, Bhagyesh has been dumped by his girlfriend who couldn't cope up with this crazy side of his. In a telephonic conversation, their friend Nikhil told our team that he had no idea this atrocious act was going on right next to his room. He hoped this wasn't an infectious disease and has already started following EPL as a precaution. 

The PM has personally looked into the matter and ordered for taking them into isolation to control the spread of this disease. A research team has already been constituted by AIIMS which has recommended a regular dose of Football and F1 to limit their addiction. Though the team is still discussing the matter and is yet to discover the treatment, we at "Times of Chutiyapa" are hopeful that they would soon be normal and would lead a human life again. 

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