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In a piece of news which has created a storm across the country, Prime Minister Narendra Modi went to the Washroom and didn't click any selfie with the toilet paper, allegedly made in India. This is being seen as an act which negates his efforts to promote Make In India. Besides, his political opponents have taken this opportunity to brand him as the PM of Adani and Ambani's Washrooms. Twitter snapshots of PM's selfie in Ambani's Washroom are making rounds on Social Media.  AAP spokesperson termed this act of neglecting the indigenous toilet paper of the Parliament's washroom as derogatory to entire nation. Rahul Gandhi took a dig on PM Narendra Modi by visiting a Dalit Home's washroom which is yet to be constructed. BJP has defended the Prime Minister blaming the disaster on the poor Battery Backup of non saffron Phone gifted to him by some Maulavi. "Everyone knows PM's obsession with selfies. He has taken selfies even while sleeping. It sho...

Bhakt noun one who praises Narendra Modi for every good thing that happened since the inception of Universe "It's because of Modi ji's hard work that you can pee," exclaimed the bhakt synonyms: AndhBhakt, Moditard AAPtard noun one who believes Arvind Kejriwal is the solution of even Schrodinger's equation "AAPtards believed it was the Kejriwal miracle that their Milk Man reduced the quantity of water in milk." synonyms: kejrubhakts Sickular noun someone who believes in sucking Minorities' cock only for votes "Sickulars support reservations for Minorities in getting laid!" Pappu noun  used for someone who fits in politics just like Parthiv Patel in Indian Cricket Team or Tushar Kapoor in Bollywood, so basically Rahul Gandhi "Pappu cried because the tea "ate" his biscuit." synonyms: Shahzada AK49 noun used to mark the lightning that was meant to last for 5...

Hey, random stranger! Do you know more people worry about their Gods (yeah, those people we read about in novels from yore) being shown in a bad light than the lives of real human beings around them? Do you know people are more concerned about two friends cussing at each other than paying attention to the cries of help by a girl being molested? Well, now you know! We are human beings which Google defines as "a man, woman, or child of the species Homo sapiens, distinguished from other animals by superior mental development, the power of articulate speech, and upright stance." I have no doubt as far as the power of articulate speech and upright stance is considered, but my problem is with the clause of superior mental development. Life of a living being is unarguably the most precious asset. Humans kill each other for reasons like religion, family honor, not to mention the other "usual" reasons. Till date, I haven't witnessed or heard of anim...

"I can't, I just can't do it. It's so tough!", exclaimed Rahul. His father was trying to teach him riding a bicycle but Rahul found it really hard. He was about to give up when he witnessed a handicapped boy selling newspapers on a bicycle.  He started pedaling again, this time with more enthusiasm. 

Since time immemorial, the love that the Bros share has only grown and it can easily be attributed to their religiously following of The Bro Code. This bond can never be expressed on paper; the unspoken rules, the unheard instances of bromance, everything about Bro Code is mysterious and this is what forms the basis of The Bro Code. Pardon me Barney for my audacity, but despite being a mere human, I have tried to list down some of the rules and guidelines for the Bros which form the core of The Bro Code. Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family. A bro will never talk about his love for another bro unless he is totally wasted. A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his bro’s are doing it. Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and supports them until his dying breath. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro, if for ANY reason a bro gets naked, all other bros will act as if ...

She couldn’t say it, For she had been deceived earlier, And he was just too careless, To see in her eyes that she felt the same.

Internet is not something you are unaware of, given that you are reading this post in the first place. With the internet community growing at a faster rate than ever before, it becomes important for every internet user to learn how to save his/her ass from getting whipped in public on internet. I am quite sure most of you would have fantasized about becoming popular on internet, being the cool guy and everything. The trick is simple. You ought to follow some simple rules to be the internet dude. Worship Eminem: An internet dude likes Eminem and has learned every popular rap song of Eminem by rote. Ask him about the greatest rap artist of all time and he would say Eminem. Wake him up while he is sleeping and ask him to sing rap god. He will do that and follow it with a middle finger salute to you.  Hate Justin Bieber and One direction:  Never ever tell anyone that you have liked Justin Bieber or One direction at any point of your life. An internet ...

Internet is an abode to a large variety of people, people of every kind, from every nook and corner of the world. The latest fad among the Internet users is Feminism, something which is rarely used in the sense it is meant to be. Go out on Facebook or Quora or any other social network for that matter, worshipped are people who call themselves feminists, feminists who shout their heart out to give this world to women.  Feminism is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the "EQUALITY" of the sexes. See that word in CAPS, yes that word which is spelled as e-q-u-a-l-i-t-y; well, this is what feminism is supposed to be. Indian society has been patriarchal since forever and it is due to this primarily, that feminism finds its relevance. Yes, women are not treated on equal footing with men. Yes, women still lack the same treatment as men and this is what feminists should strive for, same treatment as men! Expecting respect for just being a woman and advocat...

In what can be termed as the biggest leak of this millennium, Wikileaks has reported of 2 people following Champions League T20 this year. This has taken the entire nation by storm. As quoted in the leaked report, " The Champions League is being followed by exactly two people, who happen to be friends. These two people have been traced by their IP addresses and are from India." The report goes on to name the two individuals, Aakash and Bhagyesh, who meanwhile are having a tough time explaining this embarrassing action of theirs to their friends and family.  While Aakash's mom is in utter disbelief and refuses to believe her son could go to such an extent in his blind love for cricket, Bhagyesh has been dumped by his girlfriend who couldn't cope up with this crazy side of his. In a telephonic conversation, their friend Nikhil told our team that he had no idea this atrocious act was going on right next to his room. He hoped this wasn't an infectious disease...

Most of us have had to stay in a hostel at some point of our life and there is a lot missed by those who have never had the experience of living in a hostel. Hostel life teaches you so many things, some which remain with you forever and leave a impression upon you, and others which blow away with the passing wind of time. The moments spent there can never be lived anywhere else. When you come out of your room to enjoy the glory of mother nature, you end up finding this instead. Your birthday serves as an occasion for your friends to show their altruistic love for you. You understand why your parents asked you  to close the door of your room while sleeping. You learn to live in peace and harmony with Almighty's other creations. You learn to sleep anywhere, with anyone. You begin to appreciate the art of proper garbage disposal. You learn to savour the private moments even with your room mate around. Your birthday snap looks like a ...